yes please bartender... but make mine with an ironic twist
8.5.05
See how excited my friends are that I have a job... W. is jumping for joy. This job won't make me rich but at least I don't have to worry as much about my tuition.
Completely unrelated but my younger brother came up with too amusing gems today... the poor boy has been sick for a few days and was moaning today that his stummy (a combination tummy and stomach) hurt, and that it felt like hell was coming out of his ass. Needless to say he's been spending a lot of time in the bathroom... someone suggested that on his next visit to the bathroom he should use some wetones or babywipes. I told this to my brother and he exclaimed how that was such a fantastic idea. In fact, his exact words were, "Oh that would be like heaven... it would feel like 20 ply." Why am I sharing this with the world? Perhaps because I know that my sisters will find his situation as amusing as I do.
Also completely unrelated, my mother heard today by way of former boyfriend's mother that former boyfriend has a girlfriend. Well good for him, but that doesn't explain why former boyfriend called me the other day wanting to talk for serious. Maybe he wanted my permission to ask the new chicklet for her hand in marriage. That's a feasible explanation, he is a conservative prostie. But I'm really not that curious... I have a job (with one of the local radio stations... Moose FM) which should lessen the sting of my single status while the boy whose heart I supposedly crushed and spirit I trampled has better luck on the dating scene.
In other news W. & I went on a killer photo excursion yesterday. Check out my plyometrics photoset to see my attempt at action photography.
Completely unrelated but my younger brother came up with too amusing gems today... the poor boy has been sick for a few days and was moaning today that his stummy (a combination tummy and stomach) hurt, and that it felt like hell was coming out of his ass. Needless to say he's been spending a lot of time in the bathroom... someone suggested that on his next visit to the bathroom he should use some wetones or babywipes. I told this to my brother and he exclaimed how that was such a fantastic idea. In fact, his exact words were, "Oh that would be like heaven... it would feel like 20 ply." Why am I sharing this with the world? Perhaps because I know that my sisters will find his situation as amusing as I do.
Also completely unrelated, my mother heard today by way of former boyfriend's mother that former boyfriend has a girlfriend. Well good for him, but that doesn't explain why former boyfriend called me the other day wanting to talk for serious. Maybe he wanted my permission to ask the new chicklet for her hand in marriage. That's a feasible explanation, he is a conservative prostie. But I'm really not that curious... I have a job (with one of the local radio stations... Moose FM) which should lessen the sting of my single status while the boy whose heart I supposedly crushed and spirit I trampled has better luck on the dating scene.
In other news W. & I went on a killer photo excursion yesterday. Check out my plyometrics photoset to see my attempt at action photography.
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I've a few things to say:
ReplyDeleteFirst off, I laughed out loud when I read little b-rock's comments. Give him a hug for me.
Secondly, Congrats on the job at the radio station. Energy 98??
Thirdly, Congrats to your former bf on the finally moving on... but I'm super curious to know what this girl is like.. even if you aren't.
Ciao
Go up the street and see for yourself... and it's Moose FM.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!! That is great to hear. Once again, a hard working girl we have on our hands. GOOD LUCK!! :)
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