talent and talentless

This afternoon was the second part of the school talent show. It stretched for a monstrous two hours... which can seem like a really long time on a Friday afternoon. Some of the acts were, as can be expected, substandard or really terrible. But there were a few little gems here and there. One chubby little girl got stage fright, but came back later to try to redo her act. She asked her a few volunteers to come up and dance with her and ended up having nearly the entire school up and dancing. It was quite hilarious, even more so since the kids were busting moves to LFO's "Summer Girls". You know the one I'm talking about, if you don't, here's a little refresher.

New kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the
Summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear abercrombie and fitch
I’d take her if I had one wish
But she’s been gone since that summer,
Since that summer
Hip-hop mama layed spic & span
Met you one summer and it all began
You’re the best girl that I ever did see
The great larry bird, jersey 33
When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet billy
Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me willy whistle cause I can’t speak baby
Somethin’ in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad left one
Day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Mccaullay culkin wasn’t home alone
Fell deep in love, but now we ain’t speakin’
Michael j. fox was alex p. keaton
When I met you I said my name was rich
You look like a girl from abercrombie and fitch

...what powerful lyrics.