new cheering up tactic...

9.6.05

I had an argument with a friend today over who was more depressed, him or me.

Here's the situation:

  • We're both insanely hilarious (him more so than me)
  • We're both amazingly brilliant (me more so than him... gotta give myself some credit)
  • We're both ridiculously good looking
  • We both have lacklustre love lives (me more so than him)
  • We both have love only from family and friends (him more so than me... as in he has more friends than I do)
It's not difficult to understand how by this criteria I rank as more depressed (or depressing) than he does. In the grand scheme of things I'm really not that depressed... just wallowing in my perpetual anti-socialite state. What must one do in this town to go on a date? Take out a radio ad? Advertise in the newspaper?The possibilities are endless...

so, moral of the story... in an attempt to cheer up my friend I merely reinforced how despite all my fabulous qualities I will still be dateless this Friday night.

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2 comments

  1. ::alessa::6/12/2005 11:47 AM

    Aren't you two a depressing pair. Still, this post was oddly amusing in a terrible sort of way. Kind of like this joke I heard the other day....

    Q: What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

    A: depar gnieb (written backwards..so you can't accidentally read the answer first)

    I will also use this time to tell you to post more pics to your flickr. Whatelse am I supposed to look at when I'm bored?

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  2. Anonymous10/25/2006 9:37 AM

    Offer From

    The Egyptian Athletic Champions Association
    Registration No. 863 year 2005
    Egypt

    To

    Spinsters Association
    Dear general manager,

    The Egyptian Athletic Champions Association is pleased to interconnect with your Association to cooperate with you in marriage matching between our Bachelors and your spinsters to make a happy family.

    Where that our Bachelors Athletic Champions are:

    The most capable of providing the intimate relationship full of love, respect, understanding, trust, honesty, passion, faithfulness and family belonging.

    The most capable of understanding women's nature and feelings control.

    The best one provides a healthy sexual relationship to give his wife the maximum degrees of pleasure.

    Always there for her, puts up with her and cheers her up.

    Good looking.

    Have the desire for immigration from Egypt and permanent living in wife's country

    So,
    The Egyptian Athletic Champions Association offers a friendly request to your association for visiting us in Egypt to provide all facilities to your members who have the desire for marriage to select the one they look for and spend the honeymoon in the Egyptian Charming atmosphere.

    Wait for your response

    The Director of International Relations: Mr. Khaled Abdul rahman
    Telephone: 0020103749023
    Fax: 0020403407917
    Email: Egyptian_association@maktoob.com
    Best regards,

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